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[No settings. No persons. Sound of a phone ringing. Voice comes from slightly upwards direction]

Hello, God's office.

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No, I'm sorry, he's out at the moment.

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Mm, hm.

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Mm, hm.

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Yes-

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Yes, I understand it's urgent, but there's nothing I can do until he comes back.

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No, I'm sorry, I'm not sure when he'll be back. He didn't say.

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Oh, that's horrible.

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All of them, really?

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I'm truely sorry, I hope you can understand that he's quite busy.

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No, he doesn't like cell phones.

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No, he doesn't have a pager.

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I understand you're aggitated, but there's very little I can do to help, and God simply isn't here.

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No, I said before I'm not sure when he'll be back.

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Can I take a message?

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Perhaps I should get something from you? He may be able to call you back.

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I don't think there's any need for that, sir.

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If you persist, I'll be forced to transfer you to the basement offices.

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[snicker]

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I'm sorry for laughing. It's actually me, God.

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Yeah, just fuckin' with you.

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[fade to black]